We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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