Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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