What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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