I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
everyone is single if you try hard enough
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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