Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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