Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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