Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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