dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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