even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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