so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
