I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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