Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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