I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
whose parrot is this?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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