love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Let the clothes fall where they may.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
