Bisexual people are plain selfish.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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