I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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