Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
jump out the window naked night went bad
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