just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Randomize
