They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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