hell yes lets make some ravioli
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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