I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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