Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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