if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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