She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
