She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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