In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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