The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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