My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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