I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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