You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
This is not my ceiling
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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