My brain says no but my pants say off.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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