How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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