I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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