Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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