How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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