if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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