is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just had sex on a roof
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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