these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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