You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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