i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
