I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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