I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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