Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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