I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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