I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
