She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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