Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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