I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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