with your own penis?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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