remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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