Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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